YOOOOOOOO!!!! haha, yup its TIME! ITS TIME! >>>> ITS time! <<< for another entry >.<
K, b4 i continue the message, Gonna fulfil the great mission of this blog... Ahem. ( cough ) # tch tch # (interference noise) "Here are the updates"...
News Broadcast: Case of mismatch of hair and eyebrows sighted today.
Update- Notice of Mr I.V.A.N ( name kept secret for confidentiality purposes ) new look have made mini controversies in class of DARE 2A/01 and 02. I.V.A.N was rather delighted with the reaction. However, it was short lived as many pointed out the 'mismatch' of his hair and eyebrows.
Here are some comments of the people interviewed near the scene.Mr J.A.C.K said, with a little green in his eyes, " WHY you dye your hair for what... wah liao then the eye brow diff colour..."
Mr C.L.E.M.E.N.T said, " Wah seh, see eh distracting ar, then your eyebrow see eh out of place, all brown then two black patch there..."
So there you have it, case of mismatch? Here What I.V.A.N have to say for himself.
Reporter KPO: " So ####, what have you got to say about the mismatch? "
I.V.A.N ( after pushing through crowds of irritating reporters and photographers):
"I am rather fine with the looks, thank you. What the others think about the eyebrows are in fact, true. Rest assure that I will preserve my looks, any other questions? Yah , you there- " ( lost in the crowd )
So I conclude this report, that mister I.V.A.N is rather happy with his new looks. So back to you Ivan.
HAHAHA THX man, KPO ( Kapo people's oreo ) , for updating the public. NOW BACK TO BUSINESS! TO BUSINESS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) A Sleepy God
Recap( Where we left off ):We live in a world that lies condemn, and suffering was made available to all mankind after the original sin, Adam's downfall. We as man, find it so easy to blame God whenever anything bad happens, however does it mean that God is really sleeping?
Lets refer to our given text again, Mark 4: 35 - 41.
Note verse 37: " A furious squall ( sudden gust of wind ) came up, and the waves broke over the boat, so that it was nearly swamped." OK, so the storm look life- threatening, the gospel of luke and john confirms that its " sudden " and the apostles were in " great danger ". Note that the apostles are fisherman, they have seen storms before. However this time they knew they had no control over the situation. THEY KNEW THEY ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!! OH NO!!!! and guess what Jesus, the Son of God, was doing.
Ya, they found him sleeping. Can you imaagine!? God sleeping when I am going to die! verse 38 " Jesus was in the stern, sleeping on a cushion. The disciples woke him and said to him, "Teacher, don't you care if we drown?" Hey man, If I were them, i might blow my top... Ahem, BACK TO BUSINESS!
Note where jesus was when he was sleeping. He was in the stern of the small fishing boat they took. Note that the stern is the back of the ship, where the turbulent and shaking is at its MADDEST if there is a storm. hmmm, Think about it, do you really think that he did not know that the storm was there? If i were Superman, the man of steel ( but steel rusts when contact with water leh... haha ) I will surely know that the will be a storm when i hear the waves BREAKING over the boat, lightning and thunder, strong winds, great shaking, you get the picture lah.So...
CRITICAL STRIKE! ( WOOO! ) : God knows your storms in life! Amen to that man! ( Give me five!) yeah!
Hmmm, so Jesus seems to be purposely sleeping... Hmmm, why? Got meaning behind IT K!
but then looks like you got to hang on till 2 days later to get the conclusion. Cos, I and Don will be bunking over at changi airport to see Kenny off. WOO HOO! mus be DARN fun man, hmmm, but i scared cold leh... ( shy shy ) NO LAH! ME SUPERMAN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha, Do pray for Kenny as he proceeds to his next Location. That God's grace indeed follow this meek and yet powerful brother of mine! I shared alot with this close brother of mine and do wish to aid him in fulfilling his dreams. So ya, YOU ALL GOT TIME TO PRAY! PRAY FOR KENNY OK!!!!! ( wait till I find out who read this but never pray one ar... argh! WOOF WOOF argh.... haha, jus jking la )
Pray for me and the struggling students of Singapore Polytechnic, that we pull up our socks for our course of study b4 its too late.... noooooooooo...
OK, for that i shall have to sign off now... ( dun sad lah, i am coming back soon right. I SAID DUN CRY LAH! haiyo, si cry baby, haha ). IVAN OUT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, June 26
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