Okay hey hey! Without furth-Ur ADuuu, I bring you! [... Mecha voiced...]

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Wassup my long lost brothers and sisters! Hope you find the right place cos this place can be HEAVEN or the burning lake of crap for you! ESP> in the documentary of the rare christian IVAN! DE ONE and DA only! Muah ha ha>... >.<

Must emphasize on the word "rare" today. Rare would bring me to a few points today.So sit-to back and embrace yourselves, the ride is just about to begin....

(zzzzt) (interference in da airways) DaBomb: ... zzzt... is this on? wh... ok... (knock knock) on air in 3... 2... 1... and ...

Welcome to the all new radio show, I-have-DaBomb! a show dedicated to people who are constantly logging in to themysteriousgift.com.

Kay, so today the one and only rare christian Ivan asked me to explain on the word, "rare"... hmmmm alright, kinda hard, but i will try my best.

When you say rare, I say... food. Yesterday, Ivan was at the Christianity explored outing at Labrador park, the team that he was with for treasure hunt won, as usual really... , haha, and ah huh, he lost terribly to a aunty though in fishing. I bring you directly to the scene then.

Scenario: Ivan , zhen wei, gordon and Ivan's mom slacking at the jetty.

DaBomb: So Ivan how is it going here for the past 2 hours?


DaBomb: Ok... i think i kinda know....

LAter... >>>>>>

Soloman: And the best fisher goes to aunty Min!!!!!!!!
everyone cheers...

DaBomb: wow! well done Min, but Ivan you tried your best too, dun be too hard on your self too k?


DaBomb: ok...

DaBomb: back to the show, obviously Ivan wished he did better, i mean its rare that he catches no fish. And there you have it, The first rare. But how is this related to food? Ah hah, here are some RARE insights in the food ivan loves

DaBomb: Ivan loves his chocolate fountain. This is when he indulges in every womans desire, to dip ones into a pool, full of C-H-O-Co-La_t3. extra sinful, Ivan was seen locked up in self control room for about 6 hours next day, poor happy man... haha





Dabomb: Ivan loves his Ice peach. its a artificial peach, peached in vanilla ice cream, guranteed to melt the coldest of hearts. of vice versa ( in this case happened to Ivan ... haha).




Dabomb: Ivan also loves his dogs. I mean come on... when you see these cuddly creatures dun you feel like hugging them, kissing them... biting them...


mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm....
yum yum yum.... less fur means more skin...

fighting among them selves... save Ivan from the dirty work...





DaBomb: But Ivan definitely prefer his beef over his dogs. He likes it preferbly rare! yup or rather medium - rare, cos anymore, its biscuit to him. Ivan loves his beef as much as him called a beef cake, beefed up.... beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef



DaBomb: k, for now, thats the part 1 of rare. stay tuned for more further updates on ~~~~~~~I-HAVE-DaBomb!~~~~~~ ( police "Drop the Bomb now!")

(zzzt) off the radio. So thats a little on rare for today, i hope to catch you soon! Good night!

~~~~~~Ivan OUT TO TO TO!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

WAZZZUP! alright today i bring you a short episode of the documentary of the rare christian ivan.

So i guess its.....................






~~~~~~~BLOGO GO GO GO!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




Schedule: month of Sep

7-9 : Campus Crusade Survivor Camp ( made plenty of friends there ... hee!)
11 : Jamming session one, can view the vid ( cover 2 ). our new singer singing!
14-16: Think Big 06, what makes me think i am going to heaven? hmmm. I shall talk about that another time... and not so "happy" memories... haha, not really, i did enjoy doing it, its jus you know... embarrassing?
18 : Jamming session 2, bobby said vid was too near amps. jammed at this place in clark quey...
19 : A good friend's birthday
20 : Argh... need to go school make time table.... (btw, i am repeating a module... i definitely feel motivated to study now!)
21 : jamming session 3, pray that i can get a good vid this time so i can show you guys! :)
22 : Leaders retreat final evaluation... (better be) and final lesson of Friday BS... (sobs... I want minor prophets study)
23 : CE outing, justins and hon wei's birthday and Eleana's BD party at sentosa... hmmm (wonder how am i going to do all 3?)
25 : Start of school term...

wow... did you see the word slack in my schedule? what happened to my daily work out of munching and playing com games all day-and-night-(till day) days? haiz. But i know i cannot be a slacker! I promised my QT partner that i will do qt every night and sms her my lesson! but she so faithful, making me look like a Peter... NO! I want to do QT every night! I want to conquer my body as well! ARGH!

My band, currently nameless, seems to be heading somewhere... we enjoy J-rock and hope to spread the joy of listening to j-rock and punk. As leader of the band, or not really leader, but founder, I really am tempted to bring the band to new heights.
We are all aspiring artist, trying out new styles and play methods all the time...

Ah, a fellow classmate told me, "we musicians must have pride in our skills" I totally agree. But i also know when to humble myself so that i can improve. Argh!... Kum Soon, suddenly i miss you already... You know, I have been playing the guitar like 3 years now, but i feel like i have been going now where... God please guide me, Sent me a person to take over as chairman, and i shall go over to worship and dwell in my interest of service.

About my chairmanship? hmmm, really feel responsible for the loss of members in the YF. I have one weakness, i cannot be stern in anything i do, i melt easily (esp. if i work with girls... I pray i do not always work with them...) Speaking of girls... hmmm, i will get to that in the next paragraph ( relax ar guys, machiam despos like that) I really pray that someone can take over me as chairman. I really want someone mature to take on responsibilities, to go through any form of trouble. Of course that person wont be alone. I will back him up until I leave the youth, that will be abt 5-7 years time? dunno. but one day i will out grow right?

Ok about girls. Nothing arousing here guys, if you are looking for things like tat, i recommend that you pray that you know your salvation well. haha. Recently i have been reading this book, " I kissed dating goodbye " by joshua harris. The title totally turned me off, and when charlse gave me the book as a birthday present, which was like 3 days after my break up, i never ever wanted to see that book near me in anyway possible... but times passes, now i confidently can let go of the relationship, and read the book. and now i realized i should have read the book earlier...

It talks about the beauty of relationships, between a man and a woman. And about serious and God fearing aspects of it. I thank God that Charles passed me the book. I really owe you one now...

1 month before the performance, better sleep for tomorrows session, NIGHT!

~~~~~~~~~~IVAN OUT TO TO TO!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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to all dedicated die hard fans, WAZZUP-P! long time no see, ah... can sense that my ratings dropped a little... BUT ITS OKAY! Who can resist coming to the site of the rare christian Ivan FUU! eh, now its not the time to resist. WA haha! ALRIGHTO-to-to-to!

Time to make up for lost time! Sorry no time machine fer you guys for you to sit in, but if yer like the guy from the movie "Butterfly Effect", ehz za! KUDOS TO YOU!

kay kay kay, without further a-do! .....

~~~~~~~~BLOGGO TIME-MO_HO-ho!~~~~~~~~~

Alright-ta! Welcome back for another round of the steady moving, but fast crapping Ivan (crowds cheers) YAY! sei wah, many ask me... " Ivan, you like real life quiet calm and cool, You online machiam weird weird one." hey, Both sides are the real deal. Its just that i rather remain the cool dude you see in the streets, so can save strength to type for you all mah. C how much i love you guys <3<3<3~!

K k. Today i will show you the best way to burn the whole morning away if yer having the blues...





start of the journey: "Eh, what you all wanna do ar... cinema close liao, no chance to catch snakes in the plane..." "Dunno"






"Heh, tell you all what lah, I know what to do ( strikes pose )..."
Current time: 10:21 pm
Current location: Plaza Singapura








The great singaporean tour 06!
Time: 2:47
Location: outside Raffles place shopping centre
Starring ( from left ): Tan Teng Yao, Justin Yeo Wei Ming, Ivan Teo (no need cheena name lah hor)





location: outside British Club
Scenario: Seize the chance to sleep on the road!





time: 2:55 am
Scenario: Car accident? (Er... hope this never happens to me...)(ya lah, its me on the ground, all for the sake of art!)





Location: Next to benjamin shears bridge
scenario: "Eh, Ivan, you choose where to go next..." "er, anywhere lah... feeling a little hungry liao... , Lets head to lau pa sat lah!" "Set arhz..."





Time: 3:09 am
Location: Fullerton place
Scenario: Erm, still figuring out... But hey look beyond and you will notice something more worth looking! haha




Time: 3:15 am (approx)
Scenario: "should be near lau pa sat liao... i think"




Time: 3:25
Location: Unknown
Scenario: "Aw crap, did we take the wrong turn?" "beats me" "Argh, beat you lah."





Time: 3:26 am
Location: heaven
Scenario: "cheh i thought lost sia, you take wrong turn..." "so hungry it makes me go like... like that guy next to me!" "haha, me too!" "thats the sign board lah you idiots"




Scenario: "Nothing beats supper like ba chor mee, mai te gua! (literally)"




Time: from now on unchecked cause all the rest from hp
Scenario:" Wah, that was a good meal. plus drinking hot coffee through straw keeps us energetic and running! (cos its so darn #@$^%& HOT!), hmmm, where should we go to enjoy ourselves"




"hey check that 2 bar-tenders-in-training out... cool moves... also smart to train like 4 am, since no one will watch you..."




"haha, thats entertaining... so where next?
"Come, I bring you play gao gao"




"you call this fun? Clark Quey still close lah..."
"neh, macdonalds still open ma-"
"We just ate lah, siao!"
"ar nvm, lets head back to esplanade..."




"Wth! this place machiam red light district ar..."
"hey walk faster, police looking at us..."
"scared wat, we not say underaged-"
" (barhostess)(looks like a tranvestite barhostess btw) -Boys, come join us-"
(running like no tomorrow)




"phew, that was close... eh, where are we now?" "dunno why dun we ask the-"




"-parliament?" "you drink too much coffee is it? now 4.30, you think they in meh?"




"wow, funan. we're back in City Hall again... looks like people open shop liao"
"all good starts end with a good ending, lets go back to douhby"




"hey isnt that the old MPH, gone liao sia...""the national museum soon also lah..." "eh, what the... the siren inside went off! cao ar!"



"hmmm, isnt SMU a little early? woah, cool watermelon like ceiling..."




" I've got to to go to the Y-M-C-A, need to go to the Y-M-C-A, ay "




"back where we started... time to sleee-"
" oi! no slping! eh , we go orchard walk walk lah! now we can own the road ar!"
"can lah... we go taka ba..."




"Orchard road liao... quite fast... centerpoint... weird how these shopping centers with no cinemas and gaming can survive ar..."
"Not everybody got life mah... these shopping centres are girls healing sanctuary... trust me i know.."
"oooooh..."



"haha, destination reached..." "lets go to that spot. I need to slp, later got 10 hour workshop in school..." "haha, k... tomorrow SP will have one zombie liao-"
"- ar, just keep quiet la..."


Thats about the end of the journey. I had a half an hour rest, went to school, half dead actually... MRT open liao. Campus Crusade has this workshop to train on CE , haha, our church got Christianity Explored, Campus Crusade got Christianity Explained... Breach of copyright? haha i leave it to the higher authorities. I was asked to lead worship there, and that was my first time leading worship, with a small group of about 40 plus people, abt YF size liao...

It was frightening yet a great experience, makes me wanna lead more worships in the future. I hit it off with a "we're together again" YF walk around greet pple style. Then I continued with a 6 Hymn medley which i played in contemporary style, and i sang my heart out! I totally Left the whole worship into God's hands, and he pulled out something more from me. I was afraid that i might zao sia in front of everybody, but i did not, in fact i think i sang marvelously! Thank you God, I want to sing more praises for you!

God indeed watched me all the way, I need to focus more on him more than ever if i want to work in his ministry. God's ministry focus on God's guidance is God's will.

AMEN! wow, what a long entry, longest yet! ( wait for more latest news from me k?)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

~~~~~~~IVAN OUT TO TO TO!~~~~~~~~~~~~~