Okay hey hey! Without furth-Ur ADuuu, I bring you! [... Mecha voiced...]

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Wassup my long lost brothers and sisters! Hope you find the right place cos this place can be HEAVEN or the burning lake of crap for you! ESP> in the documentary of the rare christian IVAN! DE ONE and DA only! Muah ha ha>... >.<

Must emphasize on the word "rare" today. Rare would bring me to a few points today.So sit-to back and embrace yourselves, the ride is just about to begin....

(zzzzt) (interference in da airways) DaBomb: ... zzzt... is this on? wh... ok... (knock knock) on air in 3... 2... 1... and ...

Welcome to the all new radio show, I-have-DaBomb! a show dedicated to people who are constantly logging in to themysteriousgift.com.

Kay, so today the one and only rare christian Ivan asked me to explain on the word, "rare"... hmmmm alright, kinda hard, but i will try my best.

When you say rare, I say... food. Yesterday, Ivan was at the Christianity explored outing at Labrador park, the team that he was with for treasure hunt won, as usual really... , haha, and ah huh, he lost terribly to a aunty though in fishing. I bring you directly to the scene then.

Scenario: Ivan , zhen wei, gordon and Ivan's mom slacking at the jetty.

DaBomb: So Ivan how is it going here for the past 2 hours?


DaBomb: Ok... i think i kinda know....

LAter... >>>>>>

Soloman: And the best fisher goes to aunty Min!!!!!!!!
everyone cheers...

DaBomb: wow! well done Min, but Ivan you tried your best too, dun be too hard on your self too k?


DaBomb: ok...

DaBomb: back to the show, obviously Ivan wished he did better, i mean its rare that he catches no fish. And there you have it, The first rare. But how is this related to food? Ah hah, here are some RARE insights in the food ivan loves

DaBomb: Ivan loves his chocolate fountain. This is when he indulges in every womans desire, to dip ones into a pool, full of C-H-O-Co-La_t3. extra sinful, Ivan was seen locked up in self control room for about 6 hours next day, poor happy man... haha





Dabomb: Ivan loves his Ice peach. its a artificial peach, peached in vanilla ice cream, guranteed to melt the coldest of hearts. of vice versa ( in this case happened to Ivan ... haha).




Dabomb: Ivan also loves his dogs. I mean come on... when you see these cuddly creatures dun you feel like hugging them, kissing them... biting them...


mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm....
yum yum yum.... less fur means more skin...

fighting among them selves... save Ivan from the dirty work...





DaBomb: But Ivan definitely prefer his beef over his dogs. He likes it preferbly rare! yup or rather medium - rare, cos anymore, its biscuit to him. Ivan loves his beef as much as him called a beef cake, beefed up.... beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef



DaBomb: k, for now, thats the part 1 of rare. stay tuned for more further updates on ~~~~~~~I-HAVE-DaBomb!~~~~~~ ( police "Drop the Bomb now!")

(zzzt) off the radio. So thats a little on rare for today, i hope to catch you soon! Good night!

~~~~~~Ivan OUT TO TO TO!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`